How DANGEROUS are Metal Straws?

28 jul 2019
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After decades of stabbing sea turtles, straws have now moved onto their next
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  • Please take everything i say with a grain of joke. Also make sure to Subscribe!

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    • Your are so skilled.

      Chad ThundercockChad Thundercock3 dagar sedan
    • You talking about that bow joke with sock pistol but I was like aww hell yeah a bow and a old school one fuck yeah

      MickeySlimMickeySlim11 dagar sedan
    • Pressure equals force over area and the straw has a smaller area giving it more pressure against a surface.

      LoDucklingLoDuckling19 dagar sedan
    • ...well uh.Did you know I had to get stitches bc of a metal straw?It went through my cheek

      I_like-shrimpI_like-shrimpMånad sedan
    • Ye

      Tyler CaiTyler CaiMånad sedan
  • Compares the energy used to make metal straws to plastic and you'll know the real monster is the metal ones. You're not going to use it for over a year anyway. Most of the time it will be in your kitchen drawer until the day you die.

    kentarouificationkentarouification55 minuter sedan
  • That made me cringe when he had the scissors in his mouth and was doing jumping jacks

    Koolkid 1010Koolkid 10103 timmar sedan
  • What happened to your fingernails? It looks like it hurts.

    Daniel RandolphDaniel Randolph5 timmar sedan
  • people who buy metal straws are morons, like they cost wayyyy more in CO2 pollution to make, and the fucking things come packaged in plastic. so good job hippies, instead of doing what a normal person would do and drink with your mouth and costing no plastic or CO2 pollution, you majorly increased your CO2 footprint for marginal at best plastic reduction

    Yare Yare DechiYare Yare Dechi17 timmar sedan
  • How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this metal straw disappear ta-daa! It's… it's gone

    Im_BadAtGames235Im_BadAtGames23517 timmar sedan
  • "These things are really dangerous, so only use them when you're drunk."

    Michael SanftMichael SanftDag sedan
  • Why is that fork flat?

    Anwar AbdullahAnwar AbdullahDag sedan
  • I hate that thumbnail so fucking much

    poopslayr21poopslayr21Dag sedan
  • THANK YOU! WHY DO YOU NEED ONE AT ALL? I can't tell you how many times I deny a straw in drive thrus, sit down places, etc. They look at me funny, especially in drive thrus. It's not a big deal. Drink without a straw. Get an occasional ice cube treat with every few sips. You'll thank yourself.

    Experiences Over ThingsExperiences Over Things2 dagar sedan

    REXREX2 dagar sedan
  • amoogus

    Luca PogainisLuca Pogainis3 dagar sedan
  • just get a silicone straw I have one at home

    Damion PersaudDamion Persaud3 dagar sedan
  • I love the way you make series videos about safty and then at the end you just say the solution is just stop using straws at all

    oliver benhamoliver benham3 dagar sedan
  • Just don't fall lol. Get gud scrub.

    Four Dozen EggsFour Dozen Eggs4 dagar sedan
  • so thats where the vscos went

    Me When TheMe When The4 dagar sedan
  • Waxed paper straws are the future.

    Jakob RosenqvistJakob Rosenqvist4 dagar sedan
  • People use straws because they are much cleaner than any cup you will get from a restaurant.

    TheProdigalSonTheProdigalSon5 dagar sedan
  • The thumbnail is my worst nightmare

    Alxtel - In a NutshellAlxtel - In a Nutshell5 dagar sedan
  • Bruh move to Canada nothing aspen here except cold no girl is getting pers throw with a metal straw here XD

    Chroma PixelgamerChroma Pixelgamer5 dagar sedan
  • Why pasta straws?

    M RanjbarM Ranjbar6 dagar sedan
  • You know be made a stupid 2010 oil spill that lasted for so long

    Clicks4DaysClicks4Days6 dagar sedan

    Kiron NoonKiron Noon6 dagar sedan
    • Hi

      Kiron NoonKiron Noon6 dagar sedan
  • I love how sarcastic u be! 😂 Awesome bro! Hello form Trinidad and Tobago

    Mega solidMega solid7 dagar sedan
  • paper strawes ??

    Petr JirmanPetr Jirman7 dagar sedan
  • A straw in the nose make’s you breathe further

    Dominic SeballosDominic Seballos7 dagar sedan
  • The only use of a straw is to pass the ice in your drink

    Dowie DowDowie Dow8 dagar sedan
  • Us humans actually suck life out of everything

    Okun CampbellOkun Campbell8 dagar sedan
  • Flat ass fork smh

    gecko 1gecko 18 dagar sedan
  • Thing about the straw is it has only one impact point and it is small witch the fork is also but it has more thing to distribute the impact but the straw is just one

    one tome plzone tome plz8 dagar sedan
  • I saw your face

    Brycen GamingBrycen Gaming9 dagar sedan
  • you weaklings with your plastic straws peasants with your metal straws I HAVE A RUBBER STRAW WHAT WILL YOU DO AGAINST THAT HUH? ITS UNBEATABLE!

    Cheese_Monster101.256Cheese_Monster101.2569 dagar sedan
  • Bruh y’all still got the 24f sock pistol while I got a 25 inch cock pistol

    EndergamerEndergamer10 dagar sedan
  • Save the straws kill the turtles btw this is a joke

    zany godzany god10 dagar sedan

    JankoBroPro YtJankoBroPro Yt10 dagar sedan
  • I value the lives of animals over humans. I will sit there drinking orange juice through a metal death pipe and watch the world burn while watching animal planet

    FireDragon3dc1FireDragon3dc110 dagar sedan
  • sAvE tHe TuRtLeS sK sK sK

    C4t BoiC4t Boi12 dagar sedan
  • It’s also a sign people are getting stupider. If I can manage to own a 50 cal barret I paid 11 k for shoot it and not get hurt I’m pretty sure people should be able to handle drinking from a straw god bless the USA

    val/John Longo’sval/John Longo’s12 dagar sedan
  • When I watch your videos after I have a deep regret and feel like I have killed brain cells

    val/John Longo’sval/John Longo’s12 dagar sedan
  • paper straws ?

    KnightKnight13 dagar sedan
  • The turtle that got a straw stuck in its nose is based on a true story, reenactment is on point

    Lexxx #01Lexxx #0113 dagar sedan
  • 5:41 nice face

    Tyler ChongTyler Chong13 dagar sedan
  • 1:29 seizure warning

    lazygamerlazygamer15 dagar sedan
  • The metal straws come wrapped in plastic lol

    Dillon VandervortDillon Vandervort16 dagar sedan
  • 3:06

    Dillon VandervortDillon Vandervort16 dagar sedan

    samuel hermansamuel herman17 dagar sedan
  • As not only an American but also a Floridian, I can both confirm and deny how Americans would react to the bow and arrow. Others would say, “can I try?”

    A FA F18 dagar sedan
  • deepnosing lol

    Angelo widenlövAngelo widenlöv18 dagar sedan
  • 3:09 what the hell ive never seen a flat fork 😂

    SnacksForSnackaySnacksForSnackay18 dagar sedan
  • Why is his fork completely flat

    Tyler MarinoTyler Marino18 dagar sedan
  • 60 % knife XD

    ItsDanielItsDaniel18 dagar sedan
  • i think the metal straw will do the same cuz.. its both a straw?

    TeenJaTeenJa19 dagar sedan
  • B

    All around beamerAll around beamer19 dagar sedan
  • Hemp is perfect for making biodegradable straws, the fuck is wrong with society?

    Myles O'HoweMyles O'Howe20 dagar sedan
    • @Myles O'Howe I do think government restrictions and government oppression should be completely changed and up rooted by people who know what they're talking about. No one knows a right answer to anything and there will always be someone who can't see what you see. The big corps dont want to change their ways i think because they dont want to admit they were wrong and it would cost them their left pocket

      PapaSpoonPapaSpoon15 dagar sedan
    • @PapaSpoon what are you talking about? HemP has a great return produces more fiber per acre/year than trees. Maybe government regulations are in the way u don't think that needs to be changed? I live in Canada our legalized hemp is a joke farmers can't even save their seeds for next year's crop!

      Myles O'HoweMyles O'Howe16 dagar sedan
    • You're correct there just isn't enough hemp though and hemp has a more expensive return

      PapaSpoonPapaSpoon16 dagar sedan
  • Everyone: *Fighting over straws* I did a thing: *drinks without a straw* Me: *cleaning a plastic straw to reuse*

    the last templarthe last templar20 dagar sedan
  • 👏Bamboo👏 straws👏

    King Dallas Is DeadKing Dallas Is Dead21 dag sedan
    • That would work if the return was enough but we would probably just run bamboo to extinction or it'll all become lab "bamboo"

      PapaSpoonPapaSpoon16 dagar sedan
  • That was a very solid hit absolutely terrifying....... yeah, that kind of scared me just a tiny bit

    Admin YTAdmin YT21 dag sedan

    Tuhoe TaniwhaTuhoe Taniwha21 dag sedan
  • I don't się straws but i have one grom glass. It's safe because it's THIC.

    Paweł OpalińskiPaweł Opaliński21 dag sedan
  • If metal straws kill people, that's even better for the environment. They do their job better than we thought.

    James BlenkinsoppJames Blenkinsopp21 dag sedan
  • I love the 50 second montage of you balancing on a strap while eating spaghetti. It actually made the video even better

    Pat MurphyPat Murphy21 dag sedan
  • I got an ad for eco straws at the start of this video

    choppers 990choppers 99022 dagar sedan
  • I need a straw because hehe slurp

    Layne The Bread LordLayne The Bread Lord22 dagar sedan
  • yeah sub is right i almost died to one:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

    Hugo PilatHugo Pilat22 dagar sedan
  • How can a fucking creature who calls him self human use a fucking straight fork? what the fucking hell is wrong with you?

    Pedro PerobelliPedro Perobelli22 dagar sedan
  • "I was going to buy a piece of meat, or an animal head to test the straw on, but that would've been a little freaky" Laughs in Vacuum Cleaner video

    Cancer IncarnatedCancer Incarnated23 dagar sedan
  • Fun Fact: I got the roof of my mouth slightly stabbed by a plastic straw😄 + 🥤=☹️

    Oskie ClanOskie Clan23 dagar sedan
  • Stop

    Grits onlineGrits online23 dagar sedan
  • remember when straws were the biggest public concern for humanity?

    BiscmasterBiscmaster23 dagar sedan
  • Little did you know there are still many many bow hunters in America due to gun laws being a real bitch in some states

    ryan bambiryan bambi23 dagar sedan
  • straws are gay or for kids real man drink from the glass

    Loki TokiLoki Toki23 dagar sedan
  • Metal straws can get in woa

    szomponoszompono23 dagar sedan
  • The whole ban straws thing has really messed with my coke habit.

    TheKurstTheKurst23 dagar sedan
  • The annoyed reason originally hum because can postoperatively switch minus a wise softdrink. deep, tested beer

    Adrien PinardAdrien Pinard23 dagar sedan
  • paper straws should never have been made

    Vomer ConchVomer Conch23 dagar sedan
  • Nice to see Jason Murphy making an appearance

    Matthew SullivanMatthew Sullivan23 dagar sedan
  • Love your crocs mann and your voice is so beautiful man.

    Goodguy TyphlosionGoodguy Typhlosion23 dagar sedan
  • “the fork has penetrated the plywood”

    Think - CreateThink - Create24 dagar sedan
  • Got the charisma factor

    FatalFanaticsFatalFanatics24 dagar sedan
  • Silicone straws

    Bella ThedoggoBella Thedoggo24 dagar sedan
  • Make a Fork Knife please

    tristen douglastristen douglas24 dagar sedan
    • @I did a thing damn you replied no way

      Izi WiIzi Wi23 dagar sedan
    • yup

      I did a thingI did a thing24 dagar sedan
  • Make a Fork Knife please

    tristen douglastristen douglas24 dagar sedan
  • Save my brain cells skskksskkss

    ee eeee ee24 dagar sedan
  • People give me shitty paper straws with milkshakes now so I just toss the lid and the straw first thing (in the proper receptacles of course).

    william hornabrookwilliam hornabrook24 dagar sedan
  • They are so cheap. Like $1

    william hornabrookwilliam hornabrook24 dagar sedan
  • 8:36 oooh gud aim ;D

    Lord DuckyLord Ducky24 dagar sedan
  • Finally,new weapon for my collection

    CatNip PlaysCatNip Plays24 dagar sedan
  • 3:45 Music: They might not - puddle of infinity

    CryzoneCryzone24 dagar sedan
  • Is it just me or did he put on socks for the first time ever only for a america = guns joke

    nomad defnomad def25 dagar sedan
  • I did a thing: let's see how dangerous metal straws really are. Metal straw company: YOU MAY NOT HAVE TOMORROW

    Linnéa WesterLinnéa Wester25 dagar sedan
  • Fake, the straw isnt big enough, i measured

    DemonRox8DemonRox825 dagar sedan
  • Woah what’s that gracefully swimming creature?

    MaddMonkeyMaddMonkey25 dagar sedan
    • I think it's a penguin

      VixVix25 dagar sedan
  • Even if we would say Bye bye to plastic straws There would be still too much plastic in ocean Also paper straws suck

    IzawaIzawa25 dagar sedan
  • why on the tag it said william osman finger

    warry123warry12326 dagar sedan
  • 5:17 song sauce pls?

    dexiptydexipty26 dagar sedan
  • Heck I almost died from a plastic straw to just like the turtles

    Isaac TudorIsaac Tudor26 dagar sedan
  • i just hope the people that use those straws keep using em, darwinism is a fine thing.

    Tom van OostenTom van Oosten26 dagar sedan
  • This man is definitely chaotic good

    Woomylover 200Woomylover 20026 dagar sedan
  • You missed the target 8:38

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  • Your fingernails are really short and small.

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