How to Reduce Baby Unemployment!

17 aug 2019
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Its about time babies started pulling their weight in society, i made the device to help them do it.

Animation by Noah:
Credit for animal clips.
Lion Footage:

♫ Track: [Electro Swing] DJ Rouni & Kross - The Old Men [No Copyright Music]
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  • Consider supporting me on Patreon so i dont have to work at McDonalds.

    I did a thingI did a thingÅr sedan
    • bro I will consider it, you're fantastic bro

      Spencer CochranSpencer CochranMånad sedan
    • @furry circuitry did he remember you

      Better NameBetter NameMånad sedan
    • 009

      maria rodriguezmaria rodriguez3 månader sedan
    • What’s wrong with MacDonald

      Tyson BuiTyson Bui3 månader sedan
    • His baby not cute

      Jack ClarkJack Clark6 månader sedan
  • Wouldve been even better if he said only fans instead of patreon lmao

    PHANTOM_G BeatsPHANTOM_G BeatsDag sedan
  • 3:11 Dude, what? A kitten is cute. A human baby is as you've clarified; a useless lump of fat whose only purpose is to be a drain for the next decade if you're oldschool. 2-6 decades if you're a modern child. Isn't it cute how people are replacing parenting with ipads? :)

    DarkVitaminsDarkVitamins9 dagar sedan
  • you were once a baby ;-;

    Andrew ForrestAndrew Forrest9 dagar sedan
  • Wow he has such dedication to his videos he got a whole baby just for this one

    BagBag9 dagar sedan
  • This is something I think my county (America) would do

    Wolfkun ProductionsWolfkun Productions10 dagar sedan
  • I find it funnier if I imagine you just stole this baby

    Nickdenali 14Nickdenali 1417 dagar sedan
  • Just imagine, he is your father :D

    goktug gunduzgoktug gunduz22 dagar sedan
  • Your a bad dad you left the baby with a hamper

    Iryna YaroshchukIryna Yaroshchuk24 dagar sedan
    • @Bag he a bad dad

      Iryna YaroshchukIryna Yaroshchuk9 dagar sedan
    • What

      BagBag9 dagar sedan
  • Can I hier Chubby small guy

    19347 Zain Sadiq19347 Zain Sadiq24 dagar sedan
  • I swear he is the aussie Michael Reeves

    kai jiekai jie24 dagar sedan
  • Fun fact: Babies eat things because their thoungs feel things better than their fingers

    Mensssgamer 01Mensssgamer 0126 dagar sedan
  • My dad got a few pieces of nice wood for $200 Buy spatulas from him on Etsy it is called fallowfield&co

    Flameo hotman StudioFlameo hotman Studio27 dagar sedan
  • bro, when i was born i looked like a baby AARDVARK, ouch

    KevsomniacKevsomniac28 dagar sedan
  • Ummm I don't really think evolution decides. God is the Creator of the universe and all manking so...

    Peter WanjuguPeter Wanjugu28 dagar sedan
    • I genuinely don't know if you're serious or not help-

      krool_aidkrool_aid21 dag sedan
  • 7:55 so they eat the water gun connected to bladders too?

    Martin MMartin M28 dagar sedan
  • Says the guy that was once a baby

    Martin MMartin M28 dagar sedan
  • Wait it’s not okay that my kid looks like a baby aardvark? I thought it was normal /:

    urobocoolurobocool28 dagar sedan
  • 1:51 Killing eachother for *OIL* USA: oil oil where

    3 Infinity3 InfinityMånad sedan
  • As soon as I read the title I ran and grabbed my 6 month old baby sister to have her watch this with me

    Timeless EditsTimeless EditsMånad sedan
  • You forgot baby ear protection

    Andrew JonesAndrew JonesMånad sedan
  • unless you let them grow till you can drown them

    fart knobfart knobMånad sedan
  • Who’s baby is that’s he’s so cute

    Justin WhiteJustin WhiteMånad sedan
  • A better title would be "Australian man plans to ressurrect child labor."

    CoatKidCoatKidMånad sedan
  • Dude all your videos are so good hahah. 200k subs in this video, while I'm watching this you have 1.65M videos! Insanity!

    Spencer CochranSpencer CochranMånad sedan
  • Can it be weaponised? Asking for a friend with a baby.

    Stupidish GuyStupidish GuyMånad sedan
  • What 1,5 million in a year wtf

    carlos warneckecarlos warneckeMånad sedan
  • "SomeOne Cath That Baby!"

    SusSusMånad sedan
  • Wait daddy, until the kid grows up ... their viral video ||>> “... *why’re middle aged men so useless* ...❓”

    Smallstudio DesignSmallstudio DesignMånad sedan
  • My puppy is way cuter and smarter than a baby

    Luke LeeLuke LeeMånad sedan
  • That is the cutest fuckin kid ever

    Chris LeoneChris LeoneMånad sedan
  • And this, children, is called child labor.

    Scorpion 37Scorpion 37Månad sedan
  • In the US kids will ask for a new ps4 and throw tantrums at their parents In Australia guy making his child claim a shity wooden triangle

    C. I. AC. I. AMånad sedan
  • DaBaby

    Steven ReSteven ReMånad sedan
  • "We're the best!" - I did a thing 2019 me: hmmm I have 2 brain cells this man got 1 billion!

    Mr. eMr. eMånad sedan
  • You can use a drill press as a mill on wood but they can't handle much side load on the chuck

    geirk selimgeirk selimMånad sedan
  • I wanna know who the 10% of working babies are

    Aon ArtsAon ArtsMånad sedan
  • This video's title should be changed to, Bringing back child labor....... Change my mind.....

    Tuxedo wolfTuxedo wolfMånad sedan
  • Retire earlier? you wish. It's not how much work there is to do, it's that you do something unpleasant, no matter what. Maybe not in modern civilized countries, but in shithole countries like America the poors have to work, whether there's anything to do or not.

    asheraelasheraelMånad sedan
  • “Yo xan get your boy dog”

    Daniel IschyDaniel IschyMånad sedan
  • arrest that baby, it's too cute

    HungerGamesFan88HungerGamesFan88Månad sedan
  • They are so cute when they are little. Then they grow up and become smelly...

    Hamlock ManeuverHamlock ManeuverMånad sedan
  • I agree babies are useless and are ugly sacks of flesh

    Anonymous youtube userAnonymous youtube userMånad sedan
  • Yeah he's right baby's very useless stupid dumb annoying as hell I hate them and I'm not joking

    rayden racharrayden racharMånad sedan
    • Your mother would be proud

      boomboomMånad sedan
  • What was that song

    SalvadorSalvadorMånad sedan
    • Its in description


    Felipe BechelliFelipe BechelliMånad sedan
  • Wait what's the point of this video if you baby is a Carpenter already

    Dark BladeDark BladeMånad sedan
  • Or have an abortion

    Emith De SilvaEmith De SilvaMånad sedan
  • Aww cute baby Make a echos skeleton for it

    Icy- ChickenFrostIcy- ChickenFrostMånad sedan
  • This baby looks like Scott Morrison

    Jim CoatesJim CoatesMånad sedan
  • Big brain does not mean smart it is blood flow to brain and we have big head after birth because our heads grow slower than our bodies so the come out bigger

    Legendary LeelandoLegendary LeelandoMånad sedan
  • So our species just added more points in brain function ? Dang it

    How to YEETHow to YEETMånad sedan
  • the 10% employed babies are probably by the movies industry lol

    Igor LimaIgor LimaMånad sedan
  • ....... I wanna see a baby fight a duckling now......cheers

    Ben WalshBen WalshMånad sedan
  • Baby's aren't cute they are stupid

    fact checkerfact checkerMånad sedan
    • @unknown 6633 no u

      fact checkerfact checkerMånad sedan
    • just likeeee you

      unknown 6633unknown 6633Månad sedan
    • @Gabriel Lueneberg no u

      fact checkerfact checkerMånad sedan
    • Just like you :D

      Gabriel LuenebergGabriel LuenebergMånad sedan
  • I hate them

    fact checkerfact checkerMånad sedan
  • Bro i went to school in age 3

    crazedKud197crazedKud197Månad sedan
  • Funny how i was thinkink the same thing

    Total irrelevancyTotal irrelevancyMånad sedan
  • Why the f am watching this 🦕

    Tinky WinkyTinky WinkyMånad sedan

    Jiggle BobbyJiggle BobbyMånad sedan
  • 3:52 what is that music, I've been trying to find it for over a year now

    Lethal ChickenLethal ChickenMånad sedan
    • i dont know but im here to support

      unknown 6633unknown 6633Månad sedan
  • Yes we are from samo

    Guns And knivesGuns And knivesMånad sedan
  • humans are born without kneecaps, that is why there are so useless

    ‘’‘’Månad sedan
  • What a bunch of useless freeloaders

    KrokeyKrokeyMånad sedan
  • I used to have a baby. He was awesome. Now he’s eleven.

    Case16710Case16710Månad sedan
  • I was horrified at the 2:20 mark. Jesus Christ.

    no nameno nameMånad sedan
  • They're not completely useless they are worth a lot on the black market

    GcubePlayer8GcubePlayer8Månad sedan
  • babyyy

    marito_yomarito_yoMånad sedan
  • 10:09 i half expected to see a baby wearing shades and a gold chain surrounded by beer

    Boos ToonsBoos ToonsMånad sedan
  • Baby does serve purpose it does ur work so u can dance with a plastic hammer because... reasons?

    Boos ToonsBoos ToonsMånad sedan
  • Me If a baby was in my house 😤 can't sleep

    alfie Collinsalfie CollinsMånad sedan
  • I qm from lebanon thank lebanon instead of samolla

    the killer gamerthe killer gamerMånad sedan
  • I think baby aardvark are cuter

    Lightlysalted15Lightlysalted15Månad sedan
  • is that your own baby doe?

    Pseudo-EthicalPseudo-EthicalMånad sedan
  • In ten year watching this with him is going to be so cute

    Paul The pew pew guyPaul The pew pew guyMånad sedan
  • “Not like wood grows on trees or anything”

    King CHEESYKing CHEESYMånad sedan
  • The fact 10% of aged 0-2 babys are inployed scares me

    aboriginalhunter123aboriginalhunter123Månad sedan
  • A dance-montage, the fastest way to get your wood cut and drilled for the project.

    Marvin HMarvin HMånad sedan
  • i like how he just gave a baby a saw and hammer to play with

    Noah HoltNoah HoltMånad sedan
  • That mid is gonna grow up to be the best builder/climber in the world.

    Inner HumanInner Human2 månader sedan

    OwOOwO2 månader sedan
  • Omg a magic baby It can cut wood with the safety thing

    OwOOwO2 månader sedan
  • Hahahahha you fucking druggo mate

    cozu631cozu6312 månader sedan
  • 5:19 “It’s not like wood grows on trees or anything.” 😂

    Maple SyrupMaple Syrup2 månader sedan
    • because the tree, is the wood LOL. yes i get it.

      SapperSapper17 dagar sedan
  • Just kill them all 😚😚😚😇😷

    urmomrfffdsfurmomrfffdsf2 månader sedan
  • Who is ur wife?or do u have one or is it ur caousig jfnjf

    Random STUFF69Random STUFF692 månader sedan
  • I love how he knew exactly what to do with tool's

    Betty PickleBetty Pickle2 månader sedan
  • He or she is so cute!

    Ernests LočmelisErnests Ločmelis2 månader sedan
  • "the baby uneployment rate is 90%" *yo what is the 10%*

    Derbi vie rahatDerbi vie rahat2 månader sedan
  • my baby sister when she was 11 months old she doesn't put anything in her mouth and she knows how to drink milk by herself today my baby sister knows how to use money and say a b c d she's very smart you know and she's one of ten percent of babies!!! and she's a capitalist Communists say: this baby is the most wanted baby in communist history

    Ashv Flames_oz2Ashv Flames_oz22 månader sedan
  • He’s got da moves

    Christopher GreentreeChristopher Greentree2 månader sedan
  • 7:10 😭 it’s beautiful

    JaydartJaydart2 månader sedan
  • I feel like you actually buried ureelfbin dirt

    5undy supremecy5undy supremecy2 månader sedan
  • Idea: make the baby an apron

    Johann SchmidtJohann Schmidt2 månader sedan
  • Baby’s are idiot leeches that don’t pay taxes #endbabys2021

    The useless pickle eaterThe useless pickle eater2 månader sedan
  • wow kids makeing things with wood owowowowow

    Aidenlol bonzantoAidenlol bonzanto2 månader sedan
  • you i have 200000 subs me no you have 1.55mil subs

    Marvin ElliottMarvin Elliott2 månader sedan
  • When I was about that age I climbed 2m into a bookshelf before my mom came back to the room

    Aleksander WeedmanAleksander Weedman2 månader sedan
  • Did you make the baby human

    Rebecca Lynn Matlock 2021Rebecca Lynn Matlock 20212 månader sedan
  • goooo goooo gaga gaaagaaa wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    Goodguy TyphlosionGoodguy Typhlosion2 månader sedan